Written by on 28 July 2009
Tumko dekha.....to yeh khayal aaya
tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
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Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi
khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!
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The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, u ask why?
I come close to u, u feel
shy,
I tell u those three magical words....
Hye La, Puncture!!!
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Tumsa koi dusara jameen par
hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jehlla nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
abe aage bh i to bol...............
neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale
ko...................
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tuhaar chehraa moti samaan ..
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!
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Durakht ke
paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se
sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se
sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!
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tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge
!!
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He: Janeman, is dil mein chali aao
She: Sandal nikaloon kya!
He: Pagli, ye mandir nahi hai, aise hi aajao...
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa
uske dil pe chaya hoga...pehle socha hoga tujhe
jannat
mein rakh lun..phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!
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Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam
Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe
Zukham Tha !
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Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar
chale aana!!
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Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!
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Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha h ai Galib...
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
La, phawda mujhe
de!!
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Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!
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Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai!!
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