Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha, Koun Thi Wo? Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi. [Read More]

Geeta saar (OFFICE HUMOR) in these tough times This is what Bhagwan Shri Krishna wants to tell you . Hey …….(Employee) , Incentive nahi mila, Bura Huva salary cut rahi hai, Bura Huva Extra shift hogi, woh bhi bure hogi. Hey Arjuna, Tum pitchla incentive na milne ka paschatap na karo, Tum agle incentive ki [Read More]

Understating Desi Girls If you treat her nice she says “Yaar mujhe line de raha hai”. If you don’t she says “Kitna akadta hai”. If you dress nicely she says “Mujhay impress karna chahta hai”. If you don’t she says “Tasteless hai yaar”. If you argue with her she says “Ziddi [Read More]

Question 1.. : What are you doing? Ans. : Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! Question 2 : What are you doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX! Question 3 : From where are you getting Goods? Ans. : From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM [Read More]

Thoda Munna Bhai Munna Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste kyun rehte hai? Circuit: Simple hai bhai, Royenge to note Geela Nahi ho jayega ! Munna Bhai: What is the difference between bus & cycle? Circuit: Bus ka stand bus ke sath kabhi nahi jata, Par cycle ka stand hamesha cycle ke sath [Read More]

Q : What does a Calcuttan who has a lot of time do? And what does a hurrying Calcuttan do? A : The one with a lot of time takes some public transport(bus/tram). The Calcuttan in a hurry would walk. Q : Why are Metro commuters like Dawood Ibrahim? A : Because they are underground. [Read More]

An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview. They were asked to use the colours green. pink and yellow. The english man goes in and says the grass is green, the sun is yellow and the sunset is pink. The desi man goes in and says my phone goes green [Read More]

Ek din, mein dilli pahuncha, Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha,  Coolie ne kaha bahar jaake poocho. Maine khud hi rasta doondh liya, Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha, "bhai saab Aagre ka kitna loge?" jawab mila, "bechna nahi hai.." Taxi chod, maine bus pakad li, conductor se pooncha, "ji.. kya mein [Read More]

Tumko dekha.....to yeh khayal aaya   tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya   paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!       =====================================   Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,   jidar dekho udar khuda hai,   idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai   jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!         [Read More]

DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM NOTE: If you dot knows, please copy from another applikason phorom. For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason. Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licens. Last name: (_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no (Check karet box) First name: [Read More]

The character James Bond has a peculiar style of introducing himself by calling first Bond, then followed by great smile & finally James Bond… His style is absolutely killing but he doesn’t know the consequences when he meets our great south indian guy. When Bond meets a Telugu guy… James Bond : “My name’s [Read More]

Eight-year-old Anita brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good… mostly A’s and a couple of B’s. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Anita is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which [Read More]

The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At 11:30 AM the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and [Read More]

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops – a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a Pathan got on. [Read More]

Jeppiar, the chairman of Satyabama Engineering College and some other colleges (in Chennai) was a police constable. He was the right hand of our MGR and due to hi political power he started that engineering college. He named it after MGR’s mother Satyabama. Now, enjoy these English sentences from Jeppiar . they are extemely funny [Read More]