Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha, Koun Thi Wo? Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi. [Continue]

Geeta saar (OFFICE HUMOR) in these tough times This is what Bhagwan Shri Krishna wants to tell you . Hey …….(Employee) , Incentive nahi mila, Bura Huva salary cut rahi hai, Bura Huva Extra shift hogi, woh bhi bure hogi. Hey Arjuna, Tum pitchla incentive na milne ka paschatap na karo, Tum agle incentive ki [Continue]

Understating Desi Girls If you treat her nice she says “Yaar mujhe line de raha hai”. If you don’t she says “Kitna akadta hai”. If you dress nicely she says “Mujhay impress karna chahta hai”. If you don’t she says “Tasteless hai yaar”. If you argue with her she says “Ziddi [Continue]

Question 1.. : What are you doing? Ans. : Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! Question 2 : What are you doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX! Question 3 : From where are you getting Goods? Ans. : From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM [Continue]

Thoda Munna Bhai Munna Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste kyun rehte hai? Circuit: Simple hai bhai, Royenge to note Geela Nahi ho jayega ! Munna Bhai: What is the difference between bus & cycle? Circuit: Bus ka stand bus ke sath kabhi nahi jata, Par cycle ka stand hamesha cycle ke sath [Continue]

Q : What does a Calcuttan who has a lot of time do? And what does a hurrying Calcuttan do? A : The one with a lot of time takes some public transport(bus/tram). The Calcuttan in a hurry would walk. Q : Why are Metro commuters like Dawood Ibrahim? A : Because they are underground. [Continue]

An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview. They were asked to use the colours green. pink and yellow. The english man goes in and says the grass is green, the sun is yellow and the sunset is pink. The desi man goes in and says my phone goes green [Continue]

Ek din, mein dilli pahuncha, Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha,  Coolie ne kaha bahar jaake poocho. Maine khud hi rasta doondh liya, Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha, "bhai saab Aagre ka kitna loge?" jawab mila, "bechna nahi hai.." Taxi chod, maine bus pakad li, conductor se pooncha, "ji.. kya mein [Continue]

Tumko dekha.....to yeh khayal aaya   tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya   paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!       =====================================   Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,   jidar dekho udar khuda hai,   idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai   jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!         [Continue]

DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM NOTE: If you dot knows, please copy from another applikason phorom. For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason. Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licens. Last name: (_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no (Check karet box) First name: [Continue]