Sardar’s wife was in delivery pain. But instead of taking her to the hospital, he took her to pizza hut! Guess WHY ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . B’coz they promise “FREE DELIVERY”!! [Read More]

A Sardar saw a beautiful girl… he went and kissed her…. Girl said- “What r u doing…?” Sardar said- B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigarh [Read More]

SARDARMANIA !!! Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what… —To avoid side effect!!! Man: Sardarji where were u born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: which part. Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab”. Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke [Read More]

THE BRAINY SARDAR Once it was announced on a railway platform that rajdhani express is coming on platform One, Suddenly a sardar jumped on the train tracks. A man shouted to the sardar “what the hell are you doing?”. The sardar said to the man that you are going to die as the train is [Read More]

Sardar to his friend, “Yesterday I saw my wife going to see a movie with a stranger”. His friend replied, “So did u follow them?”. Sardar replied, “No yaar, I had already seen the movie”. [Read More]

Sardarji on Train Once a sardarji was travelling by train. It was high summer & the climate was too hot. At a station came a handy-fan seller & entered the Sardar`s bogie. All the passengers in the Sardar`s bogie bought the handy-fan but till the next station everyone`s fan-feathers fell off except for the Sardar`s. [Read More]

A Sardarji happened to participate in a competition, which was about writing the shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex, suspense and mystery. Sardarji’s turn came after many attempts by others. Sardarji gave a story, which was just one sentence and read : “Oh [Read More]

Two sardarjis were sitting together and the first sardar says something into the second one’s ears, hearing that the second sardar suddenly dies…… What did the first sardar tell the second sardar hearing which he dies? The first sardar whispered, “DHISHKAAAON” into the second sardar’s ear. [Read More]

Sardarji to a bypasser: What’s the time please ? He replied it’s 3:15 P.M Suadarji: I just wondering I have been asking this question to everyone and always got a diffrent answer!! [Read More]

Q: How many sardarji needed to put a nail in to the wall? A: 100. why is it so? One will hold a nail against the wall and the rest of them will push the wall! [Read More]

12 sardr 12 car mein 12 bhajke 12 mint 12 sec pe 12ve cinema hall mein kaun si film dekhne gaye? . . . . . . . . . . . . . A: …….. “Yeh vakt hamara hai” [Read More]

1. What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..? A: Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays. 2. Ek aadmi ki Biwi gum ho gayi, Waha RAM ke Mandir me gaya, Ram ne kaha Baju wale Hanuman Ke Mandir mai ja, Meri bhi usi ne dhundhi thi. 3. Sardar bought [Read More]

Please can you lend me Rs 1000, I will return it to you day after tomorrow, I nead it Pls help me out, I know you Have it … . . . . . . Scroll down . . . . . . . Sardar talking to an ATM Machine!! [Read More]

A policeman pulled the Sardarji over after he had been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Sardar : No, but wherever it is, it must be bad cause all the people were leaving. [Read More]

Sardarji on KBC 2 Amitabh : apka 13th question 25 lakh yeh raha apke samne.. Contestant Sardar is tensed. Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan? Computer Screen: A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav C. Moh. Azhar D. General Perverz Musharaff. Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai ? (He is quite sure [Read More]