Sardar’s wife was in delivery pain.
Sardar’s wife was in delivery pain. But instead of taking her to the hospital, he took her to pizza hut! Guess WHY ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . B’coz they promise “FREE DELIVERY”!! [Continue]
‘Sardar jokes’ Articles
A Sardar saw a beautiful girl.
A Sardar saw a beautiful girl… he went and kissed her…. Girl said- “What r u doing…?” Sardar said- B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigarh [Continue]
SARDARMANIA
SARDARMANIA !!! Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what… —To avoid side effect!!! Man: Sardarji where were u born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: which part. Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab”. Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke [Continue]
what the hell are you doing?
THE BRAINY SARDAR Once it was announced on a railway platform that rajdhani express is coming on platform One, Suddenly a sardar jumped on the train tracks. A man shouted to the sardar “what the hell are you doing?”. The sardar said to the man that you are going to die as the train is [Continue]
Sardar replied, “No yaar, I had already seen the movie
Sardar to his friend, “Yesterday I saw my wife going to see a movie with a stranger”. His friend replied, “So did u follow them?”. Sardar replied, “No yaar, I had already seen the movie”. [Continue]
Sardarji on Train
Sardarji on Train Once a sardarji was travelling by train. It was high summer & the climate was too hot. At a station came a handy-fan seller & entered the Sardar`s bogie. All the passengers in the Sardar`s bogie bought the handy-fan but till the next station everyone`s fan-feathers fell off except for the Sardar`s. [Continue]
Sardarji happened to participate in a competition
A Sardarji happened to participate in a competition, which was about writing the shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex, suspense and mystery. Sardarji’s turn came after many attempts by others. Sardarji gave a story, which was just one sentence and read : “Oh [Continue]
Two sardarjis were sitting together
Two sardarjis were sitting together and the first sardar says something into the second one’s ears, hearing that the second sardar suddenly dies…… What did the first sardar tell the second sardar hearing which he dies? The first sardar whispered, “DHISHKAAAON” into the second sardar’s ear. [Continue]
everyone and always got a diffrent answer!
Sardarji to a bypasser: What’s the time please ? He replied it’s 3:15 P.M Suadarji: I just wondering I have been asking this question to everyone and always got a diffrent answer!! [Continue]
How many sardarji needed
Q: How many sardarji needed to put a nail in to the wall? A: 100. why is it so? One will hold a nail against the wall and the rest of them will push the wall! [Continue]