dadesifun.com » Sardar jokes http://dadesifun.com AndroidApplications download, mobile reviews,gadgets,android market news,free download android applications Mon, 05 Dec 2011 18:52:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Sardar’s wife was in delivery pain. http://dadesifun.com/2009/09/13/sardars-wife-was-in-delivery-pain/ http://dadesifun.com/2009/09/13/sardars-wife-was-in-delivery-pain/#comments Sun, 13 Sep 2009 06:29:31 +0000 http://dadesifun.com/?p=3029 Sardar’s wife was in delivery pain.

But instead of taking her to the hospital, he took her to pizza hut!

Guess WHY ??

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B’coz they promise “FREE DELIVERY”!!

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he went and kissed her….

Girl said- “What r u doing…?”
Sardar said- B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigarh

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Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what…
—To avoid side effect!!!

Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab”.

Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke
–Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.

Q:) Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door
A:) bcoz it was an entrance exam.

]]> http://dadesifun.com/2009/09/13/sardarmania/feed/ 0 what the hell are you doing? http://dadesifun.com/2009/09/13/what-the-hell-are-you-doing/ http://dadesifun.com/2009/09/13/what-the-hell-are-you-doing/#comments Sun, 13 Sep 2009 06:12:33 +0000 http://dadesifun.com/?p=3023 THE BRAINY SARDAR

Once it was announced on a railway platform that rajdhani express is coming on platform One, Suddenly a sardar jumped on the train tracks.

A man shouted to the sardar “what the hell are you doing?”.

The sardar said to the man that you are going to die as the train is comming on the platform and not on the railway track.

]]> http://dadesifun.com/2009/09/13/what-the-hell-are-you-doing/feed/ 0 Sardar replied, “No yaar, I had already seen the movie http://dadesifun.com/2009/09/13/sardar-replied-no-yaar-i-had-already-seen-the-movie/ http://dadesifun.com/2009/09/13/sardar-replied-no-yaar-i-had-already-seen-the-movie/#comments Sun, 13 Sep 2009 06:08:52 +0000 http://dadesifun.com/?p=3021 Sardar to his friend, “Yesterday I saw my wife going to see a movie with a stranger”.

His friend replied, “So did u follow them?”.

Sardar replied, “No yaar, I had already seen the movie”.

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Once a sardarji was travelling by train. It was high summer & the climate was too hot.

At a station came a handy-fan seller & entered the Sardar`s bogie.

All the passengers in the Sardar`s bogie bought the handy-fan but till the next station everyone`s fan-feathers fell off except for the Sardar`s.

All the passengers astonishingly asked him how did he manage to keep it fresh as before.

The Sardarji cooly answered, “I just kept the fan in front of my face, and moved my head.”

]]> http://dadesifun.com/2009/09/13/sardarji-on-train/feed/ 0 Sardarji happened to participate in a competition http://dadesifun.com/2009/09/13/sardarji-happened-to-participate-in-a-competition/ http://dadesifun.com/2009/09/13/sardarji-happened-to-participate-in-a-competition/#comments Sun, 13 Sep 2009 06:06:25 +0000 http://dadesifun.com/?p=3017 A Sardarji happened to participate in a competition, which was about writing the shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex, suspense and mystery.

Sardarji’s turn came after many attempts by others. Sardarji gave a story, which was just one sentence and read : “Oh God, my wife is going to deliver a child”.

Amused, the organizers asked the sardarji whether it contained all the four ingredients !!
Sardarji replied affirmatively and gave his explanation as below:

Oh God : religion
my wife: sex
going to deliver a child : suspense (whether a girl or a boy)

“Okay…. but where is the mystery ?” asked one of the organizers.

The sardar replied : who is the father ??

Sardarji was declared the winner for writing the shortest story !

]]> http://dadesifun.com/2009/09/13/sardarji-happened-to-participate-in-a-competition/feed/ 0 Two sardarjis were sitting together http://dadesifun.com/2009/09/13/two-sardarjis-were-sitting-together/ http://dadesifun.com/2009/09/13/two-sardarjis-were-sitting-together/#comments Sun, 13 Sep 2009 06:05:19 +0000 http://dadesifun.com/?p=3015 Two sardarjis were sitting together and the first sardar says something into the second one’s ears, hearing that the second sardar suddenly dies……
What did the first sardar tell the second sardar hearing which he dies?

The first sardar whispered, “DHISHKAAAON” into the second sardar’s ear.

]]> http://dadesifun.com/2009/09/13/two-sardarjis-were-sitting-together/feed/ 0 everyone and always got a diffrent answer! http://dadesifun.com/2009/09/13/everyone-and-always-got-a-diffrent-answer/ http://dadesifun.com/2009/09/13/everyone-and-always-got-a-diffrent-answer/#comments Sun, 13 Sep 2009 06:03:53 +0000 http://dadesifun.com/?p=3013 Sardarji to a bypasser: What’s the time please ?

He replied it’s 3:15 P.M

Suadarji: I just wondering I have been asking this question to everyone and always got a diffrent answer!!

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A: 100.

why is it so?
One will hold a nail against the wall and the rest of them will push the wall!

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